eBay Title Translation: Gold Vibrator
Although if you're TRULY rich, for around $500k you could buy a legit gold bar and stick it up there.
Best (worst) thing about this product: The fact they used adjectives such as luxurious, elegant, and evocative to describe a vibrator.
eBay Title Translation: Pricy Penis Sleeves
Sure, this one might be a mistake considering only one sleeve is over $10,000, and the other three are closer to $15, but maybe, just maybe this one penis sleeve is THAT special. Someone please order this and let us know.
Best (worst) thing about this product: You may return it within 30 days. Gross.
eBay Title Translation: Priciest Sex Doll On Ebay
Why is this item asking you a question? Also, spoiler alert: They say she's NOT fake. Which only raises more questions.
Best (worst) thing about this product: This quote: "Once you have decided, your adoption paperwork will be sent to her maker John within 3 days."
eBay Title Translation: Blue Hair Sex Doll
If I'm paying $4000+, I want this year's model.
Best (worst) actual quote from the seller: Under 'Brand,' they've simply written 'fun.'