If you're having a bad day, just take a look at these unfortunate scenarios and realize that you have it pretty damn good, kid. Yeah, yeah, we know, you just got your eyes pecked out my birds, but COME ON, at least you're name isn't Dick Raper, right?!

1. Sorry, Mehan :(

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via meganfinger

2. The cake definitely makes up for your PTSD 

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3. She's named after her great-great grandmother, Cthulu Of-The-Sea

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4. Work perks, you know, like unwrapped chocolate in the bathroom. 

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via RubberDinghyRapidsBro

5. I donut care what you think, I think we have a great police force.

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via Ghaspa