Twitter account Paperback Paradise has been updating vintage children's book titles to better reflect the barely-SFW subtext behind their bizarre cover drawings. The results are hilarious:

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Honest Children's Book Titles Awkward Makeout

 

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Honest Children's Book Titles Awkward Date

 

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Honest Children's Book Titles Nancy Drew

 

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Honest Children's Book Titles