We're not here to kink shame, but we're definitely here to say DON'T DO THESE THINGS THEY ARE BAD FOR SEXY TIMES. Unless your kink is having really bad sex, in which case, we're about to really spice up your bedroom activities and you can thank us for that later. 

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