Tired of all that post-heroin use grogginess? Who isn't. Well finally help is here with SNL's hilarious fake ad for Heroin AM, the only non-drowsy heroin on the market. The secret formula is heroin + 5mg caffeine + a smaaall pile of cocaine.

If you're still not won over, check out these convincing before & afters.


SNL Heroin AM Sketch


It's....an improvement?

Alright, maybe it's just best if you watch the full commercial below.