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Never trust a man with a head shot. If Gilderoy Lockhart had been a mere muggle, he would have been a great vlogger. He amassed great fame by bragging about false accomplishments and having the most luscious wavy locks.

 

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Always the bridesmaid, never the trustworthy friend. Somehow the third-wheel in a group of four friends, ol' Petey Wormtail let his envy of his more successful friends get the best of him.

 

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Psychotically slaughterin' since 1943.

 

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Whatever Ickle Diddykins wants, Ickle Diddykins gets. Spoiled from birth, Sweetums' favorite pastimes are eating, being coddled, and torturing his cousin.

 

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If a grade school crush is causing you to torture innocent kids, maybe look at your life choices. There comes a point where you have to let a crush go. Sure, she died and that's super sad, but man, she was just not that into you.

 

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He loved being surrounded by achievement without achieving anything himself, and he was too lazy to prevent Voldemort's immortality.

 

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His desire for power was his youthful downfall, and he hoarded all knowledge from people who could actually use it. He used Snape and Harry as pawns in his master plan, even though they might have been cool with sacrificing themselves for the Greater Good if Dumbledore had given them enough information to do so knowingly. But noooo, Dumbledore has to have all the power.