The Facebook "relationship status" function should be treated with extreme caution. Case in point, these 14 people who learned the hard way.

1. You gotta stop turning to the Maury Show for excuses, Brad.

14 Facebook Relationship Status Updates That Didn't Go Over Smoothly  

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2. Randy has a way of simplifying the complicated. 

14 Facebook Relationship Status Updates That Didn't Go Over Smoothly

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3. Good luck rebounding from this one, Hayden. 

14 Facebook Relationship Status Updates That Didn't Go Over Smoothly

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4. TMI, Janet. Wait... on second thought, thanks for sharing. 

14 Facebook Relationship Status Updates That Didn't Go Over Smoothly

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5. Way to make it awkward. 

14 Facebook Relationship Status Updates That Didn't Go Over Smoothly

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