What you spend your hard earned money on is totally your prerogative but do you really need that definitely-not-cursed painting? You already have so many not-cursed paintings already, it feels like you should just stick with those, Dorian Gray. 

1. This should hang over your bed at night. 

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2. It's a conversation piece. 

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3. Meat your new favorite romance. 

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4. Don't leave it on too long, it may pop. 

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5. You should always store your baby in plastic to keep it fresh. 

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6. "Gently used"

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