You know those people who are always spouting the 'joys of parenting?' Well here's some of the stuff they conveniently don't tell you about.
1. Wow, he even tossed the red shirts. Traitor.
2. The only 'gifts' you'll get from kids are surprises like this.
3. Some kids constantly falls asleep with food in her mouth because kids are weird.
4. You can try to get them to drink juice, but they'll still hate it, despite it tasting GREAT.
5. They don't grasp how water works.
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