That's the same facial expression this man wakes up with every night, from nightmares of this images existance.
How they didn't go with a soccer mom mention in the title is baffling.
If this guy wasn't already in therapy, he is now.
Really, Shutterstock? No justification for the whole 'vegetables are now electronics' thing? K.
Normally on your death bed, your biggest life-regret is not spending more time with family. This guy's is this pic of him surrendering to his turd.
"Did you bring any props for the shoot?" "No. I mean, I've got this carrot I brought for lunch?" "Great, stick it in your nose. Perfect. *Snap* Yes. *Snap* Wow, love the improv with the power cord."
The only thing more disturbing than this man slicing his own stomach meat is the rest of his collection of stock photos. From a raman noodle face, to many, many, pics about sausages, there's hardly a normal one in the bunch.
What did you make this boy do, Shutterstock!?
'Coming this fall to USA. Characters welcome.'
Adorable? You've MANGLED this child for a photo op, Shutterstock.
Oh, this creature is so much more than that.
Stock photos with 'raw bloody hearts' in the title should not exist. This is terrifying.
Welp, off to therapy!