Reading on the train or while waiting for a plane at the airport is a great way to pass the time, just choose your reading material wisely. Then again, maybe you secretly want everyone to know you're reading "I Love Dick." Just get a Kindle already, you weirdo.
1. Pretty sure one of those steps is "don't make it obvious you plan to murder."
2. The man just wants to know what it's like to walk a mile in the Ugs of a Caitlin or Jenna.
3. There's a self-help book for every thing.
4. Any book that gives you a pants tent probably isn't the best reading material for a bus ride.
5. He's obviously not following the advice of the book.
6. Dude is in deep alpha dog focus.
7. Chapter 1: put down the sandwich, dummy.
8. Definitely not reading it for the articles.
9. Step 1: don't pull this book out on the subway.
10. He loves dick and now everyone else knows he loves it, too.
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