You can't deny you've been lazy at least three or four dozen times in your life. Sometimes, it's hard to NOT be lazy. Would you rather do work, or like, NOT do work and lay in a sunbeam all day and knock shit off tables and lick your own butthole and oh shit, we've turned into a cat again.
So, anyone want to take a nap?
1. Have any tourist questions? Cool, Google it, idiot.
2. Eh, close enough.
3. Assembling the chair is stupid when you can just sit on the box it came in.
4. If you don't have to use a bowl, then uh, why would you?
5. To be fair, standing up is exhausting.
6. So what if I'm gambling cutting an artery every time I use this? Still works.
7. This way, you don't even have to exert effort to speak.
8. Who said learning a new language was hard?
9. Fuck you and the cart you rode in on.
10. The irony hurts.
11. Don't want to make the easiest food you can? Now you don't have to.
12. If it works, it works.
We like you. Do you like us too?