If you're a girl and you're getting pestered by pervy dudes asking for dirty pics, there's a solution to this. Trick them. I mean, or stop talking to them altogether, but tricking them might be more fun.
1. Cleavage? Nope, dude's butt + wedgie.
2. Cleavage? Nah, dog.
3. Cleavage? Nope, baby butt.
4. This one's gotta be..nope baby butted once again.
5. Cleavage? Nope. Just some shiny knees.
6. Cleavage? Fuck you, not cleavage.
7. Cleavage? No. Next best thing maybe, though.
8. Cleavage? Yes. Technically yes.
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