There's bad photoshops, and then there's THIS. Honestly, how this got by copy editors is beyond us because what a delightful trainwreck.
Just, two thumbs up for effort, graphic designer. Someone out there is probably proud of you.
1. We see no floating heads here. None. Please, no more questions about the floating heads.
2. Excuse me, ma'am, but what the FUCK is up with your hand?
3. If he can tame a lion, he can tame your heart.
4. U jealous?
5. This looks physically painful.
6. Macho, macho man. Please believe me I am a macho man.
7. What a cute, very real and not imaginary couple.
8. Scope those sick ass tats, dude.
9. Real men have curves.
10. Another unrealistic beauty standard.
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