1. Someone spreading a rumor about having slept with you? Now YOU HAVE ALL THE POWER...

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2. Want to know what the BEST superpower would be? Wonder no more...

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3. Intolerant, homophobic relative? The answer is LLAMAS.

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4. Have a problem with cursing? Start using ICE CREAM FLAVORS!

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5. Behold - the ultimate PB&J.

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6. Want to know the ideal number of tires to slash?

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7. Here's the PERFECT answer for all of your genie wish-related questions.

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8. You can use your parrot for good OR evil...

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9. Michael J. Nelson (of MST3K fame) knows how to deal with assholes.

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10. Here's a tip for becoming THE ULTIMATE PERFECT BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND.

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