It's only a matter of time until you win the lottery and live out your Scrooge McDuck dreams, right? Until then, being broke sucks and Twitter feels your pain.
when ur relative offers u money and u pretend like u cant take it at first pic.twitter.com/X69fGwpMas-- cass (@sassycxt) October 20, 2015
"I can give you $15 now, ask you to pay me back once, and then quietly resent you for the rest of our lives." -Me as a Shark Tank investor-- Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) January 2, 2016
If I pay $40 for a haunted house I better die-- september22 (@hodgesboi15) October 12, 2013
If I have $100 cash in my pocket in the morning, even if I don't go anywhere or spend any money, at the end of the day I'll have $7 dollars-- Yassir Lester (@Yassir_Lester) August 22, 2015
time is money and money is time, you can save both by digging your own grave and then dieing in it-- wolf pupy (@wolfpupy) December 22, 2015