If you're reading tweets about work, does that count as working by proximity?
once I screamed b/c I saw a bird in my house & my dad said "DID U GET A JOB?!" & I had to be like I have 2 pieces of disappointing news 4 u-- Broti Gupta (@BrotiGupta) May 31, 2016
Being a paleontologist is so easy, the entire job is basically just naming things and theorizing like, "Maybe raptors had big buttholes."-- SEAN O'CONNOR (@seanoconnz) May 31, 2016
[job interview]-- dan mentos (@DanMentos) May 27, 2016
"tell me about yourself"
I murdered my old boss
"haha we all make mistakes"
Then I opened a vape shop
Waiting staff interview-- Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) May 11, 2016
"Can you wait until a customer has a mouthful of food and then ask them if their meal's ok?"
i hate having to explain in every single job interview that the 1 year gap on my résumé is from when i was celebrating the Year Of Luigi-- Cool Eric (@OBiiieeee) May 4, 2016
That (1) in my inbox could either mean my dream job came through or that there are some bad concerts going on in a city I used to live in-- Adam Rotstein (@madamepotstein) May 24, 2016