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Believe it or not, but many people don't have enough Nicolas Cage in their lives - it's sad but true! Luckily, we've found a number of tasteful, practical Nicolas Cage-styled products that are the perfect gifts for any occasion. Birthday? Anniversary? Valentine's Day? Christmas? Hannukah? 4th of July? Any of these would be 100% the best possible option.

Don't believe me? Check them out for yourself!



1. Nicolas Cage pillowcases - so you can rest your head upon the world's greatest actor every single night.

See You In My Dreams

Nicolas Cage Products For The Cage-iacs In All of Us



Despite All My Rage, I Am Still Just Nicolas Cage

Nicolas Cage Products For The Cage-iacs In All of Us



Sexier-Than-Usual Nicolas Cage

Nicolas Cage Products For The Cage-iacs In All of Us




2. A Nicolas Cage facemask, so you can know what it feels like to be as handsome and perfect as Nicolas Cage, if only for one brief moment.

Nicolas Cage Products For The Cage-iacs In All of Us




3. And so you can always have the warm touch of Nicolas Cage's beautiful face on your body, enjoy this shirt of Mr. Cage and his infectious smile.

Nicolas Cage Products For The Cage-iacs In All of Us




4. And while these products are helpful, it won't be easy for you to feel like Nicolas Cage is actually there in the room with you. That's where this Nicolas Cage cardboard cutout standee comes in.

Nicolas Cage Products For The Cage-iacs In All of Us




5. And in case you need a "going out" shirt, for fancy dinners and business meetings - the "You're My National Treasure" t-shirt.

Nicolas Cage Products For The Cage-iacs In All of Us




6. This incredibly normal shower curtain would fit perfectly in your home, particularly when you're wearing your Nicolas Cage mask.

Nicolas Cage Products For The Cage-iacs In All of Us




7. For the makeup lovers out there, this Nicolas Cage-dressed-as-a-burlesque-dancer red lipstick is the perfect way to make yourself pop on a first date.

Nicolas Cage Products For The Cage-iacs In All of Us

And, if you're interested in that, there's a whole array of "Nicolas Cage posing in various time periods" makeup.




8. For the kids out there (and the young at heart!), here's a Nicolas Cage activity book to keep you occupied during those long car rides (when your family is going on vacation to visit Nicolas Cage's birthplace)

Nicolas Cage Products For The Cage-iacs In All of Us




9. And how can kids out there show their faces at school if they're not carrying a Nicolas Cage-covered backpack? They'd be laughingstocks if they carried anything else!

Nicolas Cage Products For The Cage-iacs In All of Us




10. Any "true gamer" out there will tell you that you really only need one thing to go pro in eSports: a Nicolas Cage mousepad.

Nicolas Cage Products For The Cage-iacs In All of Us

...and that does it for our recommendations. But if you know of any other Nicolas Cage products that would make for the perfect wedding gift, leave a link in the comments!