There's TMI, and then there's whatever this is.

1. "Don't worry; they're still in the larvae phase!"

cicada beard
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2. This is the face of a woman who wonders why she bothered to reproduce.

grandma cash
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3. Why seek medical attention when you can just... seek attention.

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4. Even Ben Franklin is embarrassed to be a part of whatever this is.

via Ebaumsworld

5. What's the best filter to eliminate all traces of class?  

apres sex
via Runt of the Web

6. The veins make it *kissing finger tips* perfecto.

dick leg
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7. What did mom do to deserve this?

via BuzzFeed

8. Someone washed their junk in that, but let's not ruin it for her.

drinking fountain
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9. Making sure baby gets his vitamins W, T, and F.

spray tan baby
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10. Nothing says "I love you" like Dad's toenail fungus.

dad feet
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11. Maybe you're not ready for a credit card just yet.  Better let me hang on to it for you.

amex dumbass
via barnorama

12. Nice biscuit. You don't want to know what he did with the gravy.

biscuit lover
via Runt of the Web

13. "Posing seductively on the toilet."

insta toilet
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