There's TMI, and then there's whatever this is.
1. "Don't worry; they're still in the larvae phase!"
2. This is the face of a woman who wonders why she bothered to reproduce.
3. Why seek medical attention when you can just... seek attention.
4. Even Ben Franklin is embarrassed to be a part of whatever this is.
5. What's the best filter to eliminate all traces of class?
6. The veins make it *kissing finger tips* perfecto.
7. What did mom do to deserve this?
8. Someone washed their junk in that, but let's not ruin it for her.
9. Making sure baby gets his vitamins W, T, and F.
10. Nothing says "I love you" like Dad's toenail fungus.
11. Maybe you're not ready for a credit card just yet. Better let me hang on to it for you.
12. Nice biscuit. You don't want to know what he did with the gravy.
13. "Posing seductively on the toilet."
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