These intrepid athletes might want to sit this summer Olympics out. There's always 2020!
1. The old "hump him out of bounds" move. A classic.
2. She's gonna feel that tomorrow. Or, ya know, now.
3. I believe this dive is called "The Puckering Starfish."
4. You had one job, dude. One.
5. Impressive, but for all the wrong reasons.
6. Move over, Lionel Messi!
7. Not quite sure how this was supposed to go....
8. As far as face plants go, I give it a 10.
9. Who thought this was going to work?
10. So close!
11. Maybe gymnastics just aren't your thing, and that's okay.
12. "Hello sand. I love you, sand."
13. Slow your roll, kid.
14. "I've made a terrible mistake."
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