The UK is in the middle of a heat wave and much of the United States is being punished with 90 and 100 degree temps this week. Your best bet is to stay inside and not go out again until September. Or go outside and risk melting into a puddle of goo. Your call.
The weather is so hot it hasn't had to pay for its drinks in weeks.-- OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 20, 2013
It is so hot that I've gone from masturbating in front of a box fan to masturbating TO the box fan.-- Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) July 19, 2013
It's so hot I microwaved my head just to cool down a little.-- Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) July 19, 2013
"It's so hot, I'm cooking dinner in my pants!" Crotch Pockets-- Linnen (@ScottLinnen) July 19, 2013
I bet if you collected and purified my sweat and shipped it to Cali, there wouldn't be a drought anymore #hotashell-- Chandra Johnson (@grbinthebigcity) June 23, 2015
when it's so hot outside you melt pic.twitter.com/C03bXbsrzi-- FREDDY (@FreddyAmazin) July 5, 2016
Me right now on London Underground pic.twitter.com/VOAKlgAxXk-- • (@WhaDoUknow__) July 19, 2016