1. "Stay in school" said a guy who needs to go back to the 3rd grade and pay attention this time.

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2. And I would have gotten away with it too, if not for you meddling Tumblr teens!

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3. Yep, yep, totally normal story about an airline passenger secretly taking photos of you while you were sleeping and then emailing the pictures to you for some reason. Very believable.

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4. Don't get a little thing like "eating" get in the way of your hunger strike.

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5. Never, ever trust anything you read on the internet, folks.

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6. DAAAAAAD!

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7. Enhance....ENHANCE...

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8. She fell in love with a stock photo...sad, right?

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9. Get a new therapist.

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10. Reminder: GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH IS A THING, PEOPLE.

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11. THE CAKE IS A LIE

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12. Welp, you are definitely anti-jokes, Mr. Apple.

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