You're lazy, you're a slob and you're out of control. Is today your lucky day to continue being a pig or is it your day to get your lil' butt moving and wash the dishes? Follow this chart as truthfully as possible to find out if you are going to have a nice happy couple of minutes. Fingers crossed.


Designed by Amir Khan. He hurts the Earth and everything on it by using plastic and paper products. What an asshole.