Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
7 Insanely Passive Aggressive Notes My Roommate Left Me
July 22, 2016
My roommate is the WORST. He's a total control freak who complains about everything. Recently he's started leaving me these passive agressive notes that are so annoying I had to share them.
Some are just super condescending
Some are over complaints so small, I don't know why he even cares.
Some are blaming me for shit I didn't even do!
I wasn't even home that night. What a dick.
It's not like he's so perfect. He runs the AC so high that the apartment is ice cold, he breaks dishes and just leaves them there, and sometimes he just wails really loudly for no reason. But do I complain? No! And yet I still have to deal with notes like this...
Part of me thinks I should just move, but I don't want to give him the satisfaction.
One of us is gonna have to blink first, and it's not gonna be me.
That last one isn't even English, but I'm sure it was dickish.
Thankfully, I haven't seen him around the apartment in a while, so things have been pretty calm. That said, I don't know how much longer I can live like this. Roommates, amiright?
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.