Despite having the entire Internet to make weird, naughty sex stuff, we still can't get enough of making some on the sand in the summer time. Must be a primal human instinct. Just one way we're pulling one over on Mother Nature.
1. C'mon man, we're live here.
2. Good, everyone give them their privacy. Things are getting hot and heavy.
3. What was once an innocent moat was made NSFW thanks to the ocean.
4. How many sand squats does it take to get a booty like that?
5. Someone call the sand life guard, this girl's in trouble!
6. Maybe ease up on the realism next time, dude.
7. I just don't see how that's gonna fit there, you guys.
8. It takes some serious talent to construct a pyramid with a fully functioning, peeing sand peen
9. This one, on the other hand, requires no serious talent.
10. Sand foreplay is important. Always tickle the sand nipples.
11. C'mon y'all. Kids play at the beach.
12. Not quite a mermaid, but she doesn't seem upset about it.
13. Defintely not a mermaid, and definitely upset about it.
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