Despite having the entire Internet to make weird, naughty sex stuff, we still can't get enough of making some on the sand in the summer time. Must be a primal human instinct. Just one way we're pulling one over on Mother Nature.

1. C'mon man, we're live here.

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2. Good, everyone give them their privacy. Things are getting hot and heavy.

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3. What was once an innocent moat was made NSFW thanks to the ocean.

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4. How many sand squats does it take to get a booty like that?

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5. Someone call the sand life guard, this girl's in trouble!

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6. Maybe ease up on the realism next time, dude.

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7. I just don't see how that's gonna fit there, you guys.

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8. It takes some serious talent to construct a pyramid with a fully functioning, peeing sand peen

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9. This one, on the other hand, requires no serious talent.

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10. Sand foreplay is important. Always tickle the sand nipples.

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11. C'mon y'all. Kids play at the beach.

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12. Not quite a mermaid, but she doesn't seem upset about it.

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13. Defintely not a mermaid, and definitely upset about it.

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