Torture is unethical, uncivilized and downright medieval. But, come on, tell me you don't KINDA want to try these things out on your BEFL (best enemy for life, duh).
I mean, we're not saying go out and torture anyone, but if you HAD to, at least choose an updated method.
1. Running on a treadmill covered in legos:
2. Not getting the food you purchased out of the vending machine:
3. Being told you can't straighten something hanging on a wall:
4. Someone ruining your perfect foodie instagram:
5. Having to watch ASPCA commercials on repeat:
6. Forever trying to plug you phone into an outlet that's actually a sticker:
7. Not being able to skip a Nickleback song:
8. Having your Pokémon game put in jeopardy:
9. Never being able to clear all the e-mails:
10. Having your Wi-Fi continually cut in and out:
We like you. Do you like us too?