Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
10 Modern Methods of Torture That Would Actually Destroy You
July 27, 2016
Torture is unethical, uncivilized and downright medieval. But, come on, tell me you don't KINDA want to try these things out on your BEFL (best enemy for life, duh).
I mean, we're not saying go out and torture anyone, but if you HAD to, at least choose an updated method.
1. Running on a treadmill covered in legos:
2. Not getting the food you purchased out of the vending machine:
3. Being told you can't straighten something hanging on a wall:
4. Someone ruining your perfect foodie instagram:
5. Having to watch ASPCA commercials on repeat:
6. Forever trying to plug you phone into an outlet that's actually a sticker:
7. Not being able to skip a Nickleback song:
8. Having your Pokémon game put in jeopardy:
9. Never being able to clear all the e-mails:
10. Having your Wi-Fi continually cut in and out:
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.