Joe Biden: Trump is "trying to tell us he cares about the middle class? Give me a break. That's a bunch of malarkey" https://t.co/iI4DL0uP0U-- CNN (@CNN) July 28, 2016
On the third night of the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia, Vice President Joe Biden took the stage to deliver a rousing, inspirational speech about America, President Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, his departed son Beau, and Donald Trump. But, mainly, he said the word "malarkey" and had the right mix of goofy irreverence and genuine spirit that's made him America's official cool uncle.
Joe Biden had at least 37 Jell-O shots before that speech and still made more sense than anyone else in this campaign so far-- Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) July 28, 2016
BIDEN:Trump doesn't care about middle class. That's malarkey!-- pat tobin (@tastefactory) July 28, 2016
*1st grade teachers cheer*
B: He needs to stop this horseplay
joe biden said malarky so you know he charged up.-- crissle (@crissles) July 28, 2016
YOU FUCK WITH BIDEN, THERES NO HIDIN-- Dan Angelucci (@lucciinthesky) July 28, 2016
Joe Biden's gonna be the only speaker to fire a t-shirt cannon into the crowd. #DemsInPhilly-- Maggie Serota (@maggieserota) July 28, 2016
REMINDER: Joe Biden is the only American vice president in the last 15 years who hasn't shot a friend in the face.-- LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) July 28, 2016
JOE BIDEN FOR SPACE POPE-- Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) July 28, 2016
Democrats before Joe Biden's speech vs. Democrats after Joe Biden's speech pic.twitter.com/lD61mkIBF1-- Hunter Schwarz (@hunterschwarz) July 28, 2016
Joe Biden should be permanent vice president for whomever is president until the day he dies in 2073.-- Slade Sohmer (@Slade) July 28, 2016
Joe Biden pays tribute to his late son, Beau. Crying level: Friday Night Lights.-- James Poniewozik (@poniewozik) July 28, 2016
Joe Biden leaves the stage, prays with his wife, and gets into his favorite monster truck, never to be seen again.-- Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 28, 2016
Whatever happens in November, one thing is clear: we will not have a VP as weird and great as Joe Biden for a long time.