You don't choose the pun life, the pun life chooses you.

1. Four score & 17 beers ago.

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Morty_Goldman

2. No response, as promised. Worth it, though.

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(source)

3. We like his Outlook.

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drewtarvin

4. Probably an intense meeting about who's getting cut.

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1738_

5. Widow: *gives tearful high-five*

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prodigynelson

6. Here's our money, Hearty Harvest. Take it.

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datwonkid

7. When you're willing to risk ruining a Twix for a pun, you're ready for the pun life.

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123_Syzygy

8. We see what you did there.

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Kmlkmljkl

9. We would've also accepted Jada Pinkett.

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KevlarYarmulke

10. Never try to out-dadjoke a dad.

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americanairmen

11. Did this guy shave his chest for the pun? Also, did he write this upside down? So many questions.

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mynameisntdave

12.

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MattLieb