Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
12 People All About That Pun Life
August 6, 2016
You don't choose the pun life, the pun life chooses you.
1. Four score & 17 beers ago.
2. No response, as promised. Worth it, though.
3. We like his Outlook.
4. Probably an intense meeting about who's getting cut.
5. Widow: *gives tearful high-five*
6. Here's our money, Hearty Harvest. Take it.
7. When you're willing to risk ruining a Twix for a pun, you're ready for the pun life.
8. We see what you did there.
9. We would've also accepted Jada Pinkett.
10. Never try to out-dadjoke a dad.
11. Did this guy shave his chest for the pun? Also, did he write this upside down? So many questions.
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