Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
12 People All About That Pun Life
August 6, 2016
You don't choose the pun life, the pun life chooses you.
1. Four score & 17 beers ago.
2. No response, as promised. Worth it, though.
3. We like his Outlook.
4. Probably an intense meeting about who's getting cut.
5. Widow: *gives tearful high-five*
6. Here's our money, Hearty Harvest. Take it.
7. When you're willing to risk ruining a Twix for a pun, you're ready for the pun life.
8. We see what you did there.
9. We would've also accepted Jada Pinkett.
10. Never try to out-dadjoke a dad.
11. Did this guy shave his chest for the pun? Also, did he write this upside down? So many questions.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.