Twitter Reactions to Orlando Bloom's Nude Paddleboarding


Let's talk about something relevant and important to society today: Orlando Bloom's dick.



Thanks to some Twitter sleuths, several censored New York Daily News photos of a nude, paddleboarding Orlando Bloom were made uncensored (you can Google them, you know how computers work). This lead many people logging into a variety of social platforms this morning to see "Orlando Bloom" was trending - and many clicked, expecting to see some news about the next Pirates of the Carribean movie, or perhaps some bland piece of celebrity news. Instead, what we got was significantly more interesting: it was Orlando Bloom's dick, for all to see.



And, honestly, it's a pretty nice dick. Good length, right amount of chub to it, and neatly-trimmed pubes. A dick anyone could be proud of. He was showing it off while paddleboarding with his (fully-clothed) girlfriend, Katy Perry. What separates this from previous celebrity nudity scandals? Well, for one, these weren't private photos of his that were stolen from his phone, and secondly, he seemed aware of the folks taking the pics and encouraged them. After all, who wouldn't be proud of that dick? 

Most people on Twitter were proud for him.

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While others were just hoping for some Pirates of the Caribbean updates.



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And others responded in ways that we're all thinking.

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