Having some trouble with your sex life? As long as you've got a creative mind, a good poker face, or Adobe Photoshop account you've got yourself a solution.

1. What are cousins for if not to make other girls jealous of you?

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2. When your phone is bigger than your head.

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3. Damn I almost thought this was fake but then saw that pile of money in the corner.

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4. Nabbed Angelica. Hook line and sinker.

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5. Well this one's got a certificate. It's gotta be real.

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6. Listen here. Nobody would abandon Beyoncé's identical twin.

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7. Caught red handed lying about her age. C'mon now it's just one year.

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8. Hmm. Checks out.

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9. Aside from the Photoshopped abs, when has "Not your typical douche" ever worked?

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10. Ass courtesy of Microsoft Paint.

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12. Well he wouldn't just use his regular OKCupid profile, now would he?

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13. If you're trying to date younger guys, this is NOT the way to do it.

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14. The most cruel deception of all.

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