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Pornstar GO Is Here, And It's Exactly What You Think It Is
August 8, 2016
Well, we had to see this coming. Things can't become wildly popular and NOT have a porn made about them. Which is why today Brazzers released their Pokémon GO parody,
Pornstar GO XXX
. The parody features an anal-bead wielding Ash Ketchum on the hunt for filling out his pornstar Pokédex with the help of his "Pornstar GO" app.
Here's the description for the video on the Brazzer's site:
"While logging onto Brazzers mobile, Jordi El Niño Polla discovers that all the world's premier pornstars have disappeared from the world's best porn site! Jordi decides that he needs to catch them all and embarks on an adventure to seek out the hottest pornstars (Ella Hughes, Alexa Tomas, Patty Michova) and bring them back to Brazzers where they belong. By using the Pornstar GO app on his phone, Jordi will soon find out that Ella, Alexa and Patty don't want to be caught--they're just wild sluts looking to suck and fuck some cock!"
If you were hoping to add these rare porn stars to your Pokédex as well, here ya go.
What a time to be alive.
So if you'd like to watch the epitome of human achievement, you may on Brazzer's website (though you will need a Brazzers membership). Just consider it like, a gym badge or something.
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