We can't all be Facebook geniuses.
1. Is you boyfriend on board with this wish?
2. K, handsized phone. Got it.
3. Are bats real? Are you real?
5. He's a modern day Van Gogh-f*ck-yourself
6. They literally explain what The Onion is in their share.
7. Everything. It has everything to do with the car.
8. I sincerely hope someone didn't actually fall for this.
9. Gray commenter nailed it.
10. Good deal, though.
12. Well, government? Balls in your court, now.