We can't all be Facebook geniuses.

1. Is you boyfriend on board with this wish?

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A_D_O_L_F

2. K, handsized phone. Got it.

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vtlatria

3. Are bats real? Are you real?

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4.

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MarcXJF

5. He's a modern day Van Gogh-f*ck-yourself

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GrandMasterSubZero

6. They literally explain what The Onion is in their share.

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qwer1627

7. Everything. It has everything to do with the car.

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dweezil37

8. I sincerely hope someone didn't actually fall for this.

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mustangwolf1997

9. Gray commenter nailed it.

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PoopChuteFlute

10. Good deal, though.

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 Polyscikosis

11. What.

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Treasonist

12. Well, government? Balls in your court, now.

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