Listen, if you're going to dedicate your life to becoming a human dolphin like Michael Phelps or have the agility of a thousand ninjas -- looking at you, Simone Biles -- it takes a lot of training. It also takes a very special die that can lead to... um, noises. If you think a yoga class is noisy, you have no idea what the human body's pushing out when an Olympic athletes trying to break a world record. 

In an effort to further scientific research -- just go with me, okay? -- the folks at Ghost+Cow films used specialized microphones to capture the butt trumpet noises of excellence that go with being a top athlete. 

Hurdles

Long Jump 

Weight Lifting

Diving