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10 Times "Rocko's Modern Life" Was Incredibly Filthy
August 16, 2016
Anyone who grew up in Nickelodeon's golden age of the late 90's and early 2000's knows that some of those cartoons could be pretty dirty.
Rocko's Modern Life is definitely towards the forefront of that, from their masturbation jokes to Rocko literally working as a phone sex operator.
Now the creators are
the show for an hour special and we can NOT wait to see naughty jokes they subliminally squeeze into this beloved childhood cartoon.
1. Do you like your kittens shaved or hairy?
2. "With Wa-Wa beds."
3. As a professional jackhammer-er, Rocko LOVED jacking off.
4. Did someone say (eye)BALLS?
5. They're still lovely, be he's not referring to her lenses.
6. If you haven't choked the chicken, you haven't lived.
7. The truth hurts.
8. AND THEN you realize Rocko didn't just work at a phone sex hotline...
9. That's one sexy slug.
10. Heffer did always love the fictional boardgame "Spanking the Monkey" so obviously this is appropriate.
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