We're going back to school. And, we know, school sucks major turds, but you got to do it. It makes you strong and powerful, isn't that what everyone wants? Here are some crispy takes on it.
10pm: u should get a good night's sleep for ur first day of school-- dream ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) August 22, 2016
4am: what if u die. what if the other kids think ur so lame u pass away
Roses are red-- jonnifer lopez (@senderblock23) August 22, 2016
About to start school
I've very few friends pic.twitter.com/Gcd5dVdo7A
back to school! pic.twitter.com/g2kn5ehPfR-- Croqueta Queen (@paolaguanche) August 22, 2016
Back to school checklist list:-- Willie Muse (@Williesillie2) August 22, 2016
3. Ski Mask
4. Alibi so nobody knows I threw school supplies at school children
1st grade: Mastered.-- wint (@dril) August 14, 2016
2nd Grade: MAstered.
3rd Grade: Mastered.
4th Grade: Heres when they start trying to trick you
5th Grade:This ones hard
always hated how classroom calendars made september school supplies themed. im at fuckin school is that not enough pic.twitter.com/nSTWAs9iJy-- Ryan Creamer (@ryguyguyry) August 22, 2016
first day of school n already have a new nickname: lil lizard legs-- Amir Khan (@AmirismyBFF) August 22, 2016
I taped some good lifetime movies this summer to show my sophomore religion class this year-- Conner O'Malley (@conner_omalley) August 19, 2016
I hate when commercials use alarm clock beeps. Feels like I'm late for school.-- Lauren Lapkus (@laurenlapkus) August 6, 2016
And oo baby, sometimes you're done with that SCHOOL STUFF
Tfw it's "back to school" season and you remember you've graduated college and never have to go back pic.twitter.com/ApiIrZ9Trc-- Mica Burton (@MicaBurton) August 22, 2016