Small talk makes everything the absolute worst. Nothing is worse than being stuck with a stranger and they get the idea that they should maybe talk to you about like... the weather or some other lame shit. Let's get to the good stuff so we can either like or hate eachother.
[trying to make small talk with a stranger on an elevator]-- dream ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) August 29, 2016
"so, what's the worst thing you've ever done to another person, haha"
small talk is like the ad that plays before the video you actually wanna watch-- Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) August 24, 2016
Oh I'm sorry is small talk not just talking about the Tiny House Movement-- Broti Gupta (@BrotiGupta) April 17, 2016
Maybe people make small talk with you cause youre boring. Theyre like "Shit talk about the weather before Jen brings up her Etsy shop again"-- Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) June 6, 2016
If someone traps you tomorrow night with small talk just keep turning around until they leave.-- Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 31, 2015
ahh..my insane anger managment issues... THis is good smalltalk for a 1st date-- 69 IQ Lifecoach (@pr0spector88) November 29, 2015
The best mom move is when they run into someone in public, smalltalk for 2 min, then INSTANTLY tell you their worst problems when they leave-- Dan Hopper (@DanHopp) December 14, 2015
Me making Christmas small talk: "So... have you thought about the moment that your kid is going to find out that Santa Claus isn't real?"-- your daddy (@Kappa_Kappa) December 25, 2014
love makin a little small talk in the pisser. got a good stream goin. how are you lookin over there ace. ladies dont know what theyre missin-- 'big content' (@PREMlUMCONTENT) July 31, 2013
"Yea I'm almost 397 months but it's whatever" - making small talk with a baby-- jonnifer lopez (@senderblock23) November 16, 2014