Some people just need to have their texting priviledges revoked because, gross.

If your first response to seeing someone attractive on a dating site is immediately talk about sticking a dick somewhere in and around said person, you deserve these hilarious comebacks. 

Now enjoy the humiliation, dickneedle. 

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via please_stahpp 

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via yonderposerbreaks 

3. (Molly is another name for MDMA)

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via i_prefer_parakeets

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via grand_ELLusion3

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via miss_beat

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via Solumos

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via HannahPalindrome____

8. "Billy Madison is my go to response now"

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via shypster

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via isneezetoomuch

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via lilituba