If you're watching porn and well, uh, skipping the plot stuff, you're missing out on a goldmine of weirdness that r/SFWPornGifs has stumbled upon and graciously shared with everyone. Props to these pornstars for flexing their acting muscles outside of their sex-comfort zones.

1. Nothing satiates my tummy like a handful of marshmallows.

via Nokel

2. Hey that's no way to talk to someon- Oh. Nevermind. That's a reasonable request.

via Leeharveygaypoo

3. Goodbye forever, grandpa.

via Nokel

4. Seriously Iggy where are you?

via J_Fed

5. You know what? Making pizza is more trouble than it's worth.

via RunningMoto

6. The appropriate way to run an establishment.

via Nokel

7. Nothing gets me going quite like shooting Elvis in the head with a crossbow.

via RunningMoto

8. Only one?!?

via RunningMoto

9. WASTED.

via Osoguineapig

11. Hopefully those hedge clippers didn't make their way into the whole sex part.

via RunningMoto

12. Yeah, I'm gonna pass on whatever porno this is.

via MadMenopause