If you're watching porn and well, uh, skipping the plot stuff, you're missing out on a goldmine of weirdness that r/SFWPornGifs has stumbled upon and graciously shared with everyone. Props to these pornstars for flexing their acting muscles outside of their sex-comfort zones.

1. Nothing satiates my tummy like a handful of marshmallows.

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via Nokel

2. Hey that's no way to talk to someon- Oh. Nevermind. That's a reasonable request.

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via Leeharveygaypoo

3. Goodbye forever, grandpa.

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via Nokel

4. Seriously Iggy where are you?

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via J_Fed

5. You know what? Making pizza is more trouble than it's worth.

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via RunningMoto

6. The appropriate way to run an establishment.

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via Nokel

7. Nothing gets me going quite like shooting Elvis in the head with a crossbow.

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via RunningMoto

8. Only one?!?

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via RunningMoto

9. WASTED.

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via Osoguineapig

11. Hopefully those hedge clippers didn't make their way into the whole sex part.

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via RunningMoto

12. Yeah, I'm gonna pass on whatever porno this is.

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via MadMenopause