So relatable, it hurts.
*A full day of my life plays out, shot in the infomercial style*-- Adam Rotstein (@madamepotstein) September 1, 2016
VO: "There HAS to be a better way..."
Being single is the best. So much time to do what you want. Think and reflect. Stare into the void and try to remember what touch felt like.-- Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 1, 2016
i should do my homework but that's exactly what the government wants and i cannot let them win-- no (@tbhjuststop) September 25, 2013
Don't worry if someone doesn't text you back. Most people only check their phones every 5 seconds all day long.-- Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) January 24, 2014
"How would you describe your life?"-- TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) September 1, 2016
"Basically when you try to make an omelette but fuck it up and end up with scrambled eggs but it's ok"
*whispers to bed* I've been thinking about being inside you all day-- mutable joe (@mutablejoe) September 1, 2016
Moms are so thirsty it's inspiring tbh pic.twitter.com/U7eY3uP4ZO-- alana hope levinson (@alanalevinson) August 23, 2016
Everything continues to be the worst, which is comforting in a way-- donni saphire (@donni) August 26, 2016
Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no-- Hippo (@InternetHippo) March 28, 2015
RT if you have left facebook to check facebook-- Max Landis (@Uptomyknees) September 2, 2016
Sorry I didn't text you back, I was really busy all day thinking up the lie I'm telling you right now-- Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) August 29, 2016
a fractured government, rampant racism, and ever increasing homelessness. it's almost like no one is paying attention to my facebook likes.-- shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) August 29, 2016