BELLE: marry gaston? I want so much more than this provincial life! so i'll marry a prince and go live in a castle in the woods somewhere-- Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) May 23, 2016
cinderella: a young woman is saved from an abusive household, thanks to her extremely regular sized feet-- Andrew Bridgman (@PubeGoldberg) October 3, 2015
[watching Aladdin]-- James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 11, 2016
6-year-old: I know what I'd wish for.
6: A tube of toothpaste that never runs out.
Dream big, kid.
If the Beast is a prince isn't he in charge of the people in Belle's village? Can't he just fucking behead gaston?-- Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) February 8, 2016
"Sorry I'm late, I got held up." - Simba-- Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) January 13, 2015
[on the magic carpet]-- David Hughes (@david8hughes) August 26, 2016
Aladdin: a whole new world
Jasmine: this is the same world, we're just higher up
You know little kids in Notre Dame would hit each other whenever they saw Quasimodo like "hunchback no punchbacks"-- Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) August 5, 2016
"You're still a winner," Pinocchio whispered into his third drink. He wept as his nose grew to touch the glass.-- Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) August 22, 2014
Simba - "welcome to... The bone zone"-- Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) April 18, 2016
Nala - "the what?"
Simba - "elephant graveyard. I said elephant graveyard"
GOOFS: Gaston is not roughly the size of a barge.-- Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) May 10, 2015
If I was Ariel I would have swum right the fuck out of there as soon as that dumb crab started talking about seaweed being in a lake-- Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) June 19, 2015
ESTATE AGENT: Here's the garden as y-- Joe West (@joejwest) November 27, 2014
SIMBA: Shut up a second
[the sun comes out from behind a cloud]
SIMBA: This belongs to me now
Peter Pan would have DEFINITELY gone by Petey-- Shea (@sheastrauss) February 13, 2016
"I want to be a real boy," wished Pinocchio with all his heart. "A blood-covered skeleton that will shit and age and die."-- Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) June 12, 2013
We really never talked enough about the fact that Ariel's main hobby was "looting corpses for whatever they had in their pockets."-- Sady Doyle (@sadydoyle) March 18, 2014
"Check out my Chinese character tattoo."-- Jesse Neil (@JTrainNeil) June 5, 2015
(Lifts sleeve. Reveals tattoo of Mulan)
"It means hope."
"Kill your Darlings" - the malevolent voices inside Peter Pan's head-- Blythe Roberson (@blythelikehappy) April 6, 2016
everybody says Ariel's the hipster but Pocahontas is all "um yeah, wolf cry to the blue corn moon, you probably haven't heard it"-- dan chamberlain (@amfmpm) August 21, 2014