Most of life doesn't turn out the way you expected. The trick is to keep pretending you can turn it into a personal essay.-- Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) September 2, 2016
LIFE HACK: if you over-tip by literally a dollar you can make someone's fucking week.-- Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) November 10, 2014
life tip: if you write "tell me I'm pretty" in the special requests box when ordering a pizza they will do it.-- Elijah Daniel (@elijahdaniel) February 23, 2014
One weird tip for increasing your phone's battery life: talk to humans in person sometimes.-- Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) December 29, 2014
Life pro-tip: If you ever get any kind of high profile job, the first thing you should do is delete your twitter account.-- Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) September 1, 2015
"Some butts just don't want to be sniffed." - advice I gave my dog-- Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) August 20, 2016
Life advice for my daughter-- dan mentos (@DanMentos) October 31, 2014
1. Wipe front to back
2. Swipe right to left
Life advice:-- Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) November 7, 2014
1. Always watch the movie.
2. Never read the book.
3. Pretend to have read the book.
4. Always say the book was better.
Life Tip: Write all emails as if they'll be shared with the entire world some day-- Sarah Lawrence (@whiskeyfoxxtrot) September 14, 2016
monday life advice: if a guy acts like he doesn't care about you, don't take it as a personal challenge.-- Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) May 16, 2016
The best piece of advice I ever received from someone on Twitter was 'Don't take advice from people on Twitter.'-- Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) September 6, 2016
I'll always remember this great life advice from my 5th grade teacher: "Sometimes I just drive my car far away, sit in it, and scream."-- Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) November 7, 2014
I'm in a really bad place and would really like some life advice unless it involves changing anything I'm currently doing.-- maura quint (@behindyourback) September 14, 2016