Getting older sucks.
I never saw it as a transition from "childhood" to "adulthood".-- Jason (@NickMotown) September 1, 2016
It was more "don't owe money" to "owe money".
They remade my favorite movie and it looks horrible but I'm not angry. I may finally be approaching adulthood.-- Kevin Seccia (@kevinseccia) September 23, 2016
Getting older is the sudden realization that you have a crush on the cop dad of The Flash instead of The Flash.-- Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) October 5, 2016
*me as a kid at lunch*-- jomny sun (@jonnysun) October 1, 2016
when i grow up i'll never eat cafeteria food again
*me as a adult in line at chipotle*
hi carl i'll have the regular
adulthood is realizing nobody has it together, entire countries are winging it, evrey perfect thing is just broken w/ a piece of tape on it-- jomny sun (@jonnysun) August 24, 2016
I don't need birthdays to tell me I'm getting older, my growing love of accent tables is enough.-- Chelsea Davison (@chelsea_davison) September 16, 2016
True mark of adulthood: instead of your parents scheduling your doctor's appointments, you just avoid going to the doctor & hope u don't die-- Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) August 27, 2014
one cool thing about getting older is trends come back around and you get to cosplay earlier versions of yourself-- coolnormal (@christinefriar) September 26, 2016
Childhood: I can be anything I want to be when I grow up!-- OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 14, 2016
Adulthood: Please someone just find me a job that doesn't make me wish for death.
Nowhere in the ads for adulthood did they warn me about the existential breakdown I'd have choosing a shower curtain at West Elm.-- Ella Cerón (@ellaceron) September 4, 2016
weirdest part of adulthood is the transition from wanting to conquer the world to being crazy impressed when one of ur friends buys a condo-- Alboo (@bromanconsul) August 15, 2016
A big part of adulthood for me has been a diminishing enjoyment of croutons.-- Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) August 13, 2016