Writing on the internet gives a lot of people the green light to just lie right out of their puckered brown starfish.

Luckily, most of these stories can be spotted-and laughed at-immediately. 

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via ShittyDriverHere

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via JigglesTheThird

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via dwaynepipes

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via LunchThreatener

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via Herakuraisuto

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via Nolanus

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via danjam7

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via justaddranch

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via Zebras_Have_Docking

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via jonathaniam

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via Seymawinchester69

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via cauly