1. Let this be a lesson to anyone trying to flirt on Facebook using Coke bottles.

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2. This mom floats like a butterfly, but stings like a bumblebitch.

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3. Mom just goin' straight for the jugular.

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4. If this mom isn't your spirit animal, I pity you.

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5. Renegade Moms don't hold back, even in group texts.

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6. "Some wonderful girl accidentally texted my mom..."

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7. 6 minutes is all you get from this mom.

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8. "REALLY MOM"

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9. Moms just want to help.

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10. And, finally, the ultimate example of mom TRULY not giving a f***

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