1. Let this be a lesson to anyone trying to flirt on Facebook using Coke bottles.
2. This mom floats like a butterfly, but stings like a bumblebitch.
3. Mom just goin' straight for the jugular.
4. If this mom isn't your spirit animal, I pity you.
5. Renegade Moms don't hold back, even in group texts.
6. "Some wonderful girl accidentally texted my mom..."
7. 6 minutes is all you get from this mom.
8. "REALLY MOM"
9. Moms just want to help.
10. And, finally, the ultimate example of mom TRULY not giving a f***