1. Every toilet needs one of these.
2. I never want to know the story behind this picture, because it could never live up to my own imagination.
3. If you haven't heard from your friend Nick in a while, here's why.
4. Reminder: the customer is literally always wrong.
5. Cleverbot and I have very different ideas of sex.
6. If ONLY someone would show me where the alien is!
7. If you're an anime character, stick with contact lenses.
8. This thread is it. This is the reason Tumblr was invented.