1. This girl's tongue is more flexible than my entire body

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2. Get ready to feel stupid that you can't even REGULAR hula-hoop...

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3. I would try chopping an onion like this, but all the chunks of fingers I'd lose would probably upset the customers.

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4. I'm not sure what's more impressive - his knife-throwing or the number of knives he was able to hold in his belt.

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5. Meanwhile I get a callus on my thumb trying to get my lighter to just spark a little.

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