1. This ain't your grandma's Halloween. Sheet ghosts gotta be sexy
2. This dog is sexy and it knows it
3. "What are you?" "Uh, sexy...getting killed by a cleaver"
4. Bold move to straight up go as "sexy vagina". Certainly to the point
5. Dumbledore is tired of hiding his legs underneath baggy ass robes
6. If Edgar Allen Poe was this sexy he wouldn't have spent all his time writing all those spooky stories
7. When Ernie is away, Bert will play
8. C'mon guys we can't even make a regular box costume not sexy?
10. Unfortunately they need to stick together all night
11. Might've made Spiderman 3 better
12. It's about time someone made the Periodic Table sexy
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