1. This hard worker who improvised a standing desk
2. This employee making himself eternal Employee of the Month on his last day
3. This person who's had enough of those motherfucking balloons
4. This mighty morphin quarterly sales meeting
5. This pizza delivery person whose friends opted not to visit their working compadre
6. Call centers are made instantly more tolerable with cat onesies
7. We've been trying to fire him for weeks, but its against the legislation in Fort Kickass
8. "I'd like to speak with the king of IT, please"
10. Construction has slowed to a halt what with the fear of cooties and all
12. Blizzard smlizzard
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