Hillary is prepared for whatever happens. We sure hope she doesn't have to use it, but we got an exclusive look at what the Democratic nominee's recession speech will look like:

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My fellow Americans, on this monumental election day, you made your voices heard - and you have chosen to make Donald Trump your next president. And so I must say...

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

HAVE YOU HEARD LITERALLY ANYTHING HE'S SAID????? LIKE, EVER????

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I GET THE WHOLE "EMAIL" THING DIDN'T SIT RIGHT WITH YOU BUT COME THE FUCK ON

YOU ELECTED THIS ORANGE IDIOT AS YOUR FUCKING PRESIDENT - FOR REAL????

WHAT

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DO YOU KNOW HOW QUALIFIED I AM FOR THIS SHIT? SO FUCKING QUALIFIED. I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. TRUMP? YOU ARE SERIOUSLY GONNA GIVE FUCKING DONALD TRUMP THE NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES???????????????????

FUCK THIS SHIT.

YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE. YOU DID IT, ENJOY EVERYTHING TURNING TO SHIT INSTANTLY. CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MEXICO BUILD THAT WALL. SURE THAT WHOLE THING'S GONNA GO JUST GREAT.

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WHATEVER HAPPENS NEXT, YOU DESERVE IT. YOU DESERVE THIS GARBAGE SHIT NIGHTMARE YOU'VE BROUGHT UPON YOURSELVES. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, RIGHT? HOPEFULLY YOUR IDEA OF WHEN AMERICA WAS LAST GREAT WAS A TIME WHEN THE EARTH WAS COVERED IN NUCLEAR FALLOUT BECAUSE SOMEONE SENT A MEAN TWEET TO PRESIDENT TRUMP.

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FUCK YOU.

IT'S BEEN AN HONOR TO BE NOMINATED, YOU FUCKING MORONS.