1. If only he had some way to stay dry in the rain. Some kind of rain-shielding device.
2. There's no way this could ever not end badly.
3. The duck lips are a dead giveaway, but just in case you didn't know your date was a dumbass...
4. How did he even...? Never mind, I don't want to know.
5. A nominee for this year's Darwin Awards, no doubt.
6. Trailer? Pfft, who needs 'em? (This guy, that's who.)
7. The last photo he ever took.
8. This is not the last photo she ever took, but it was definitely the worst.
9. Yeah, morans! Don't be stoopid.
10. They were shocked when this didn't work out.
11. To her credit, at least she's wearing a helmet, and it's even on her head.
12. Who's dumber, the guy attempting it, or the guy who allowed it?
13. Umm, maybe he'll need that safety helmet when he's on fire.
14. Forget parallel parking, this woman has mastered verticle parking.
15. Foresight isn't his strongest suit.